I've edited the standard registration agreemeent some, it may now be not only legally binding but entertaining as well! This agreement is exclusive to all that sign up from here on out, I hope you love it!
This forum is likely full of adultish humor and foul language. As such, I'm not letting my kids get on here until they are much older. Nor am I letting my grandparents. I suggest you do the same, and if you are a kid trying to get in to see this stupid stuff, trust me, you ain't missing much. Talk to your parents they'll show you something. (Eh, my grandparents probably are probably allowed, so long as they know that I have innappropriate behavior, a lot, and don't think less of me next time I see them, yeah, this goes for parents and other reletives too, I guess... Pretty much anybody, sorry for being a punk, I'm ashamed).
Anyway...
You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is a violation of any International or United States Federal law. You also agree not to post any copyrighted material unless you own the copyright or you have written consent from the owner of the copyrighted material. Spam, flooding, advertisements, chain letters, pyramid schemes, and solicitations are also forbidden on this forum, to an extent. If the administrator deems them innappropriate they will be removed, but really, who's not up for the occasional pyramid scheme? Oh, and no porn.
Note that it is impossible for the staff or the owners of this forum to confirm the validity of posts. Please remember that we do not actively monitor the posted messages (uh, yeah we do!), and as such, are not responsible for the content contained within. We do not warrant the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information presented, which is probably none. The posted messages express the views of the author, and not necessarily the views of this forum, its staff, its subsidiaries, or this forum's owner (your mom*). Anyone who feels that a posted message is objectionable is encouraged to notify an administrator or moderator of this forum immediately, and I'll check for it sometime, these buttons are tiny! The staff and the owner of this forum reserve the right to remove objectionable content (like pictures of butts or real live butts), within a reasonable time frame (at least 7 months), if they determine that removal is necessary (and it will be). This is a manual process (stick shift baby), however, please realize that they may not be able to remove or edit particular messages immediately (uh, I'm lazy!). This policy applies to member profile information as well. And probably other stuff.
You remain solely responsible for the content of your posted messages. Furthermore, you agree to indemnify (huh?) and hold harmless the owners of this forum, any related websites to this forum, its staff, and its subsidiaries. The owners of this forum also reserve the right to reveal your identity (Batman!), or any other related information collected on this service, in the event of a formal complaint or legal action arising from any situation caused by your use of this forum. Luckily, you are pretty cool and likely wouldn't do anything too stupid.
You have the ability, as you register, to choose your username. We advise that you keep the name appropriate (I'd go with steakface2001). With this user account you are about to register, you agree to never give your password out to another person except an administrator (even with me you'd better be pretty desperate), for your protection and for validity reasons (don't post your bank acct. numbers here and we'll probably do just fine). You also agree to NEVER use another person's account for any reason, that would be weird. We also HIGHLY recommend you use a complex and unique password for your account, to prevent account theft (mine is 9804asdklgh9OIPasgaffg2543a0sdg58g7a2g9a4sg80fg75z2g0a9g84fg75fg23aasfg45sdf6h45RSSHR3-7907RSG80RGs2374RGWERG72459r2w345987234598989AT079a0sd24509872435987l;kjfsdEF*$#&*-
opurqwetlk;ncvafpioyat456234tn363asq34d346lqvhasv:HKg_(*7aewljn_)SA-7POHOIGUG_(8yawe-98yrqwekljhpouiy98Y98yqethq4tjl;h_&_KLJBBLh9yawefl;jad;lknadsRSl;fhO_*^FRYDYTESljhadsfpoh-awpoyuawetjhn.
It says FRYDYTES, my favorite kind of fry!
After you register and login to this forum, you will be able to fill out a detailed profile. It is your responsibility to present cleanish and accurate-ish information. Any information the forum owner or staff determines to be inaccurate or vulgar in nature will be removed, with or without prior notice. Appropriate sanctions may be applicable (huh?). Pretty much, if I don't want to see whatever anybody posts I can remove it. So far the only posts that have been removed have been spam. That's all I see ever removing something for.
Please note that with each post, your IP address is recorded, in the event that you need to be banned from this forum or your ISP contacted. This will only happen in the event of a major violation of this agreement (not necessarily). See "Spammers".
Also note that the software places a cookie (mmm, cookies), a text file containing bits of information (such as your username, password, and dress size), in your browser's cache (money). This is ONLY used to keep you logged in/out. The software does not collect or send any other form of information to your computer, really though.
Spammers- Spammers are apparently the most unstoppable force on the planet. I do not like or encourage spamming, though I'm not opposed to real users giving a piece of advertising that that user is fond of. I, the administrator, will remove anything I think is spam. I'm pretty lenient though with real users. Uh, please, if you see anything that looks like it could be spam hit the little "Report to Moderator" button. It tells me exactly where to look for the troublesome posts. Oh yeah, if you are a real person and I delete you, thinking you are a spammer, please accept my deepest apologies and send me an email, and we'll get it straightened out. I highly encourage anyone to visit the site, so long as they are really there to participate and have fun, not do whatever spammers do.
SPAMMERS: This is a note just for you, even though I think most of you are computer programs, one day you'll be able to read this too, I'm sure. Eff the eff off. Ain't no one here buyin' anything. Leave the aighead.com forums alone.
Please be mostly respectful and enjoy your stay at the aighead.com forums!
Thanks!
aighead
*not really
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