So, about 20 minutes before I need to be at work I decide that it's getting warm enough to cut the mange out of my hair. Plenty of time for a quick buzz cut, right?

Apparently, the clippers that didn't quite work out for the dog had given up on my head as well. The following is what happened when I literally ran out of time to yank the hair out of head with clippers that just weren't clipping. Off to work I go!

Sorry about the creepy, big pictures of me.

Notice the hints of a kickass mullet.

The wife got some new clippers for me that had some instructions, the above made me laugh.