Archived shows 6-10 in reverse order and show notes!

aighead.com presents: Jules Verne, is now available!

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Mother Humpin' Levelator! My hero! The show sounds better than ever!

1. "You win!"

2. "Jump stop"

3. "Can I interpret your dream?"

4. Dream talk

5. "There's a waterslide."

6. "Do you guys have wet ones?"

7. "It's the Newports."

8. Losing teeth

9. Meth ingredients (from Dep't of Justice Website: "The ingredients that are used in the process of making meth can include: ether, paint thinner, Freon®, acetone, anhydrous ammonia, iodine crystals, red phosphorus, drain cleaner, battery acid, and lithium (taken from inside batteries).)

10. "My mom had turned into an evil robot."

11. "This is seriously pre-Roomba."

12. Howie screws up my attempt at a new segment.

13. Little Ways to be an Asshole

14. "Bend him over something and..."

15. "I'm anti-touch, though, in general."

16. "Overly-exageratory..."?

17. "Can we make a tshirt?"

18. "I used to love Keith Olbermann"

19. Who is from your town?

20. Frank Caliendo

21. "My family loves Bob Dylan."

22. "She also has hairy arms."

23. What does Jenna Jameson look like?

24. Mesnic has no idea who anyone is.

25. "Afixtiation (?) is not the word."

26. "Dayton Public School System, woohoo!"

27. "...and GM was here."

28. Mesnic's impressions

29. Shorty Reese? Nope, Eddie Gaedel

30. Where's Craigery?

31. "We're really zeroing in on the aighead.compound."

32. The Wright-Pat Air Force Base Hangar 18

33. Moving pianos

34. "Dave Matthews sucks balls."

35. Bobby talks about talented people.

36. "That seals the deal..."

37. "Yeah, so does Phil Collins!"

38. "Probably a teabagging company"

39. "How It's Made. Ahhh!"

40. "What's my house smell like?"

41. The red breasted robins are condescending.

42. Dove = Pigeons

43. "That looks like a nice tree."

aighead.com presents: Procrastinating light bulb changer, is now available!

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1. Football talk?

2. Cliffside Golf Course

3. "Opened the face"

4. "105"

5. "Let the smokin' begin, sweet Jesus"

6. "Obama buy that for you?"

7. "...shoots that theory down..."

8. "No Jimmy Carter?"

9. "16 ounce, plastic bottle!"

10. "That's what you get for riding the Silver Bullet."

11. "As fancy as Corona..."

12. American Spirits

13. LWTBAA theories, do they ever happen?

14. Cold Beer and Cheeseburgers

15. "Who's to say I didn't."

16. "This isn't a show."

17. Podcast talk NoAgenda and Carolla

18. The dog barks.

19. "Mine didn't."

20. "I went to the circus today."

21. "It was a group effort."

22. "The prettiest thing I've ever seen."

23. "I'm a huge midget."

24. 24 minutes in "Let's start this shit off."

25. "Ellusive"

26. "Who let 'em out?"

27. "That was a car..."

28. "Po-Po"

29. "I just don't like anybody!"

30 "We'll catch the same cycle..."

31. Being a Newport smoker.

32. "Psst... Make it up..."

33. The trouble of going to a Seether concert.

34. Could you be a gynecologist?

35. "Go to my Kroger."

36. Names

37. Adam Carolla's sex life

38. Trucker talk

39. Wealthy uncles

40. Revisting being a Newport smoker

41. London claw machine game

42. Claw machine game with liquor inside.

43. New methods of outro! Sloppily!

aighead.com presents: Bowling Party Trashcan Pizza, is now available!

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Some of the noise in this show is actually rain!

1. Little ways to be an asshole

2. "I've eaten pizza out of the trash at bowling parties..."

3. Microphone overboard!

4. Shake down the pees

5. Embarressments, we're all embarressments.

6. "I guessed I just mis-judged it."

7. "I actually have pants hanging right there."

8. "Absorbant!"

9. "Git-er-done"

10. "Are you doing fast martial arts or slow martial arts?"

11. "That's a little way to back out of a pranks"

12. Goodbyes?

13. myspace.com/localartist and how myspace sucks

14. matthewbruns.com

15. Horrible garage door noise becomes the ending of the show.

16. We go into silent mode. Which I think eventually gets neater to listen to in later episodes.

17. More horrible garage door noises.

18. Silky Smooth and I are back, discussing the show.

19. Pipe crazy!

20. Roll your own

21. Tax madness!

22. Discussing the show more (it's like behind the scenes)

23. Do we need to trust each other's instinct to know who has funny?

24. Sounders

25. "Oh, do you believe in God?"

26. Should China own Tibet?

27. "You can't walk down the sidewalk without tripping over one"

28. "Don't be Buddhisty"

29. "Stupid..."

30. China taking over Africa?

31. Israel

32. "Taking some liberties..."

33. Where can you build a toilet?

34. "Get up in each others face and make out."

35. "That's a specifically Catholic thing."

36. "I'm Catholic, I don't have to."

37. "Plug in your shit."

38. "It's raining pretty good"

39. Three Laws of Robotics

40. "It's a fun one to play with."

aighead.com presents: When she gives him piggyback rides..., is now available!

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1. Little ways to be an asshole

2. Bobby's new job potential

3. "So there's some definate cons"

4. The shankin' schedule.

5. Surviving prison

6. Where was JoelTrain on 9-11?

7. Mutiny on the Bounty is what we're all about...

8. Discussing safety glasses. Boooooring!

9. JoelTrain found us a sponsor!

10. "You can make sure you make it through the night."

11. "Who takes your laces?"

12. "There's tons of knives in here!"

13. "Is anyone else picturing Han Solo?"

14. Useless celebrity info

15. "What if you could eat more than you weigh?"

16. Unhinging your jaw

17. Where is your hair?

18. "That's my thing!" Yuck!

19. "Stigma"

20. Head razors? (This is potentially one of the most ridiculous websites I've ever seen. Click here to watch some absurd videos. Do not apply pressure to the blade!)

21. Don't dump fresh ashtrays

22. Gunfire!

23. Everyone stands. (Look around March)

24. 3AM trip to the range.

25. Tiger Woods Wii!

26. What the fuck is your deal Ben Franklin?

27. Myspace mirror pictures

28. Ah Christ, Bobby talks about Dane Cook, and no one laughs. Ever.

29. Emailing Gallagher.

30. JoelTrains special DO for his BO

31. A hundred and seventy five dollar pit de-sweater?

aighead.com presents: The best sound effect ever, is now available!

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1. Bobby's pill eaters

2. The carriage house

3. Rally's parking lot

4. Overhearing gayity?

5. Hating glitter

6. Cottage Cheese talk

7. How does ham work?

8. Wild hogs

9. Drinking iodine? Yikes!

10. Drinking lotion? Yikes!

11. Calling poison control

12. Rotary phone dialing distance

13. JoelTrains baby making doctor results.

14. "My heads are fucked up"

15. "It's gotta be fresh"

16. "So you wanna give the baby away?"

17. What kind of kid would you adopt? When do you tell them?

18. GTA: Chinatown Wars review

19. Segways

20. Questions about Hostel 2/ review

21. European Vacation

22. "Balls"

23. "Now we're both feeling awkward"

24. "Buy a hooker"

25. "That's my thing" Yuck!