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7-28-2010

The 52nd show! aighead.com presents: Some Hippy Nonsense. We talk about broken phones, obtaining illegalities, and young bums. Click here to listen now!

7-21-2010

The 51st show! aighead.com presents: Using enough cloroform? We talk about battery packaging, coma wives, and Rules of Civility. Click here to listen now!

7-14-2010

The 50th show! aighead.com presents: I'm 50! We talk about Charlie Brown, brainwashing 3d tech, and Silky Smooth cures STDs. Click here to listen now!

7-12-2010

What the tree happened?

7-7-2010

The 49th show! aighead.com presents: The Tickler. We talk about taxes, selling dumpster candy, and easy identity theft. Click here to listen now!

6-30-2010

The 48th show! aighead.com presents: My Butt Has Gone Crazy! We talk about parenting, books, and funerary practices. Click here to listen now!

6-23-2010

The 47th show! aighead.com presents: Getting Mugged By Skateboarders. We talk about podcasts, hoarding, and who we want to punch. Click here to listen now!

6-16-2010

The 46th show! aighead.com presents: Paving The Roads With Oatmeal. We talk about tube cookies, 20 questions, and read emails! Click here to listen now!

6-9-2010

The 45th show! aighead.com presents: Voodoo Science. We talk about Googling Bing, 20 questions, and tattooing babies. Click here to listen now!

6-8-2010

Yeah, that's the kind of journey I like! Click that picture to see what is funny and strange about it!

6-6-2010

This is the kid's version of a frog with some Cookie monster and Stinkeye thrown in for good measure. Oh yeah, the noise she's making is "ribbit".

6-2-2010

The 44th show! aighead.com presents: A Linguistic Debate. We talk about pancakes, Michelle Obama's crazy look, and keyboard pants. Click here to listen now!

5-26-2010

The 43rd show! aighead.com presents: My Great Grandmothers Folding Chair. We talk about the census, yelling at hookers, and new school hippies. Click here to listen now!

5-19-2010

The 42nd show! aighead.com presents: The Techno Power Hour or The Mini-Episode. We talk about single A batteries, drywall, and 1931. Click here to listen now!

5-13-2010

The 41st show! aighead.com presents: Hard Gas. Better late than never. We talk about tire spinning hillbillies and Wayne Newton's face. Click here to listen now! Happy birthday to my mom!

5-7-2010

Who knew squirrels like McDonalds too?

5-5-2010

The 40th show! aighead.com presents: Silent Hill Edition. We talk about cell phone elbow, bumper nuts, and Progressive Flo. Click here to listen now!

4-28-2010

The 39th show! aighead.com presents: The TV and Movie Episode. The kids intro the show and we talk about, uh, tv and movies. Sound quality sucks, sorry. Click here to listen now!

4-24-2010

Late night update... Uh here is a video of the Apollo 11 Saturn V launch in slow motion. This is from 1969 and is pretty incredible. Go to Vimeo to see it in HD, too cool.

Apollo 11 Saturn V Launch (HD) Camera E-8 from Mark Gray on Vimeo.

New Squirrel of the Week, live from our nations capital! Oh, and it's getting to be bug season, keep your queeziness on gaurd.

4-23-2010

Oscar dragged this beast home from the park today...

4-21-2010

The 38th show! aighead.com presents: Punching Snookie. We talk about poor diagnosising, Little IslaM, and hardcore mayo. Sound quality sucks, sorry. Click here to listen now!

4-14-2010

The 37th show! aighead.com presents: Global Warming Spectacular, Pt. V or CCCCCCCCCCCC-TV. We talk about snorting stuff, The best 'That's What She Said' ever, and Steve calls in. Click here to listen now!

4-11-2010

The future is going to be really screwy. This is cool and while I'd love to see some use beyond photos, I could see taking advantage of this system quite a bit. There is a big alphabet that shows up late in the video, and I'd be very curious to know how easy or fast it would be to do some actual typing... Speaking of which, I'm going to try to train the Windows 7 speech recognition system some more so I can stop all this typing...

4-7-2010

The 36th show! aighead.com presents: Global Warming Spectacular, Pt. IV or Infinity Dollars. We talk about robots, black midgets, and the iPad (kinda). Click here to listen now!

4-2-2010

I'm on a roll! Here is video I took of the sun right behind the Washington Monument, in Washington DC, and it shows how quickly Earth moves around in space. It's my best video yet! This video will eventually end up in a Vacation section, once I build that page.

The Sun and the Washington Monument from aighead on Vimeo.

4-1-2010

So I dug up this video for the aighead.com presents show notes and it seems a waste to just keep it there, so here you have me, blowing a big ol' fireball in a Jimi Hendrix costume... Oh, and now you can find this video for all of eternity over in Oddities.

Fire Breathing from aighead on Vimeo.

3-31-2010

The 35th show! aighead.com presents: Global Warming Spectacular, Pt. III or Saddle Up. We talk about The Blob, 3rd hand smoke, and the uncleanable. Click here to listen now!

3-25-2010

The future of computer user interfacing input? This is a long video but a pretty slick demonstration, however, I'm not sure how long it takes to learn to intricately control all your fingers at once. I really am becoming a blogger, sorry.

10/GUI from C. Miller on Vimeo.

3-24-2010

The 34th show! aighead.com presents: Global Warming Spectacular, Pt. II or No Gay Horses. We talk about mouth tattoos and doing things that look illegal. Click here to listen now!

3-17-2010

The 33rd show! aighead.com presents: Global Warming Spectacular, Pt. I or The Christmas Spoiler Episode. We talk about babies, content sucking, and TVs of the future. Click here to listen now!

And then, I'm kinda unhappy about Mr. Potato Head introducing my kids to Kim Jong Il's hair this early in life...

3-13-2010

Check out my new doo!

3-10-2010

The 32nd show! aighead.com presents: Let's Go Golfing! We play golf inside and don't talk much about anything!

3-3-2010

The 31st show! aighead.com presents: Squirrel Army. From BAS, we've got rough sound, beard talk, and talk about tiny people.

3-1-2010

Welcome to what amounts to me reposting stuff. Look ma, I'm a blogger!

2-24-2010

The 30th show! aighead.com presents: Teeth Killing Yumminess. From BAS, we've got terrible sound, trains, and The Blob!

2-22-2010

I installed a new window on my busted car! Go check it out!

2-19-2010

So, I haven't updated the site with anything that wasn't adcp related in a billion years, what better way than to break the crap out of my car window? Check out Oddities or just click the picture below to enjoy as much as I did...

2-17-2010

The 29th show! aighead.com presents: Panel of Douche Bags. We talk about oatmeal, getting whacked, and Commilinigus.

2-10-2010

The 28th show! aighead.com presents: Corporate Hobos. We talk about a new holiday, The Tickler, and oatmeal.

2-3-2010

The 27th show! aighead.com presents: Are we recording?, We talk about money stacks, soul rape, and folding a rainbow.

Also, we're rocking a slight banner redesign to signify our staying power and the presents page is nicer and more cohesive than ever!

1-27-2010

The 26th show! aighead.com presents: Mind Thief. We talk about selling bikes, rappin' grannies, and gay hobos. Be sure to check out the new, super-cool, show note format. Really, it's pretty cool!

1-20-2010

The 25th show! We talk about drunk flares, free hair cuts, and '50's women.

1-13-2010

The 24th show! We talk about our first real sponsor, a career change, and my kid tells jokes, then shows he's sleepy...

1-6-2010

The 23rd show! We talk about purse dogs, financial tips, and cutting, kind of. aighead.com presents: Pulling down pants

12-31-2009

Happy New Year everyone. The 22nd show is ready. aighead.com presents: A show where we do lists We talk about Jeopardy, play a game, and get uncomfortable with the direction of the conversation. We're all adults here, right?

12-23-2009

The 21st show! aighead.com presents: Suing W. is here to play by the fire on Christmas Eve, you're kids will love it and everyone will sleep well.

12-16-2009

The 20th show! aighead.com presents: Free Garage Sale! is all up in your ears! We discuss falling, cheerleader car washes, and movie reviews.

12-9-2009

The 19th show! aighead.com presents: Stop Touching Me is here. We tell jokes, and talk about crappy cars and Zack Morris.

12-2-2009

The 18th show! aighead.com presents: Depression Area is here! We talk about genocide, kicking ducks, and what Sesame Street is really doing to our kids.

11-25-2009

The 17th show! aighead.com presents: Reading Sucks is now ready! We talk about the release of the first show, Madeline Albright and Starbucks being hairy.

11-18-2009

The 16th show! aighead.com presents: Creating Black Holes is up, up, and away. Check the disclaimer at the beginning of the show. We talk about what to do with the toilet, making money, and pants. Oh yeah, search for "aighead.com presents:" on iTunes now to listen or subscribe there! I finally got that crap worked out!

11-11-2009

The 15th show! aighead.com presents: Concrete Hips! is ready for listening! We talk about carrying caskets, crying, and The Velvet Fog.

11-4-2009

The 14th show! aighead.com presents: Amateur Physics! We, apparently, host a billion families, and perform really poorly at our first live call in.

10-28-2009

The 13th show! aighead.com presents: Tastes like guilt. We talk about the horrors of Ikea, religion, and JoelTrains car buying experience.

10-21-2009

So, here is aighead.com presents: Do you smell your house? Back on track.

10-15-2009

Slightly late, due to some computer power supply issues (MacGruber to the rescue, with pictures to come!) here is the slow and serious 11th show. aighead.com presents: Teabag me before you leave.

10-7-2009

Holy week 10, Buttman! aighead.com presents: Jules Verne is happening to, in and around your ears.

9-30-2009

With a delightful cold, brought to you by the youngest male here at the aighead.compound I present to the listening audience our 9th episode of aighead.com presents: Procrastinating light bulb changer.

9-23-2009

GO! Listen to aighead.com presents: Bowling Party Trashcan Pizza it'll be the greatest thing you've listened to since the last thing you heard.

9-21-2009

I think all the picture screwups have now been fixed. I think.

9-19-2009

New Squirrel of the Week!

9-16-2009

aighead.com presents: When she gives him piggyback rides... Is ready for the taking. I also built the wifey a spice rack, I'll try to get the fascinating pictures up soon! Oh yeah! We've got a voicemail number!

9-9-2009

aighead.com presents: The best sound effect ever has been sloppily produced by yours truly... I kinda screwed up on adding some of the normalish intro and outro-ey stuff, but the content is all still large Marge and in charge. Oh yeah, we started recording in the garage and the sound quality is a fair amount better!

9-2-2009

aighead.com presents: Some crap or another is up, up and away!

Happy birthday to my dad yesterday and my sister today. Woop!

8-26-2009

aighead.com presents: Hammerlane has been added!

8-19-2009

aighead.com presents: Trips to the fertility clinic is crappenin' over yonder!

8-12-2009

aighead.com presents: Keeping pellet guns away from Craigery is now ready to check out! We're on a roll!

8-11-2009

So aighead.com presents: now has a feed address to subscribe to the show. Click here to check it out. The second show should be up tomorrow!

8-9-2009

There is a new Mothership update now ready to check out! Ooh la la, also old school Mothershippin' it!

7-31-2009

We're recording an aighead.com presents: this evening woohoo!

Oh yeah, the first aighead.com presents: is ready to go! It's titled aighead.com presents: Welcome to aighead.com presents: and you can listen to it here. Zoiks yo!

7-30-2009

Click here to see exciting info on aighead.com presents:! Woop, woop!

7-23-2009

Well, well, well, the long awaited third Smoke Break is up and ready to hear. It's the first show to actually have somewhat of a topic and to an extent you can actually hear the discussion! Tell your friends and neighbors!

7-21-2009

There is a podcast called No Agenda that I'm creating a link for over on the left there that I think everyone should start listening to. It's a bit conspiracy theorist whackiness but most of it makes a lot of sense, and typically in the bad way. It's hosted by Adam Curry of fomer MTV fame and John C. Dvorak of internet fame (I guess) and they do a lot of homework to make the connections that the standard media outlets do not make. The reason I'm not just slapping their link under the Links the Hell Out of Here heading is because I think they actually have valuable information and I'm embedding their most recent episodes here at aighead.com to, hopefully, share the wealth. Go check them out.

7-20-2009

Alright, pardon me while I vent some frustration...

So, as seen below I've released the first of one of a couple shows due to be produced by yours truly, with the help of some friends. The venting comes in the form of I'm trying to setup an RSS feed (which basically means that it's an easy place to go to get an automatic subscription to a show rather than having to come back here each time to download the newest release), and I think I've done that properly. The feed seems to be working. I've also submitted that feed to Podcast Alley, which is where I've found the RSS feeds for several of the shows I listen to. They seem to be a mess of unorganized craziness, because I know the show is there, but I'll be damned if I can find it, and honestly, I have nary a clue as to how I've done any of this crap. I'm sure some practice of releasing more shows will help, but please forgive me for being a slacker in this respect. I don't have the foggiest idea of what the hell I'm doing, and most of my rant here is probably due to Podcast Alley being confusing, but part of it is me just being overwhelmed with trying to make sure my bases are covered while not really knowing what bases there are.

Thanks for hanging out and thanks fo your patience.

Oh yeah, I put the second Smoke Break up too...

7-19-2009

Sweet pants, aighead.com is now a podcasting (for lack of better words) phenomenon! Get ready world here we come. Click here to see the details and hear the very first Smoke Break!

7-16-2009

Hey hey, new Squirrel of the Week picture and it's an extra rare shot! Ghost Squirrel!

7-5-2009

Happy Independence Day a bit late! Go to the Mothership to see my thoughts for this 4th of July! Also I just added the second original Mothership page, from 2-2-1998 to 4-16-1998! Wool!

Shew. Big info reading ahead!

So, I'm a slacker lately and even though no one ever visits the site, if by chance, some lovely people do drop by, I'd like to explain what is going on and why I'm slow to update.

There are a couple new features that I'm trying to get together. I've got two new shows and some video for various other parts of the site in the pipeline. If I may, I'll give you a preview.

We'll start off with Smoke Break. Smoke Break is a podcast type show that's name points to it's inspiration. I go out to smoke at work and record the conversations we have, so it's a sneaky inside look at what some dudes say while they are on break from their hectic work life. The format is typically nice and short and while the show is recorded every day, it'll likely be uploaded several shows at a time. As it stands right now and until I get more proficient at editing, I won't have the time to do daily uploads. The shows range from boring to funny to deep given the day and that days events. I would imagine that eventually it'll get to be a timely kind of show, we'll see.

Next is the bigger project I've been working on and it's another podcast type show called aighead.com presents:. It's a considerably longer form show, where the fellers come out to the house and we record for several hours, then break that up into several hour-ish long shows to be released in the future. Again the shows range from boring to funny to deep depending on the guests, the mood, and how intoxicated people (Bobby) are.

Having never done this kind of production before I'm quickly learning that the editing process is a long, painful one, but I'm getting better. I'd like to say that either of these shows will be up soon, but I know better than to make any promises. They should be easy to access and download either from the site or your favorite podcast directory. Hopefully everything works out and keep your ears to the grindstone.

After all that, but possibly before it in the real sense of trying to update the site, I've been working on figuring out how to upload some videos so they can be supplementary to some of the other featured spots. My slow, slow computer is very begrudgingly up to the task of video editing and conversion though, so again, we'll see how it goes. I also have a fair ton of bug pictures, squirrels of the week, various oddities and the like to add. You can blame aighead.com presents: for their lack of being previously added.

Thanks for your patience and much love to my homelys!

6-17-2009

Well, it's been a while, but I've been busy readying the site for some new junk. You'll notice if you look towards the bottom of that list on the left there that there is now a chat function. Disregard the ads, and just to be a pain in your butt you'll probably have to register somewhere (like we don't get enough of that on the internet), but it should be fun, and mostly just a quick and easy way for me to chat with a couple people. Tell your friends and steal some bandwidth while you chat about how boring aighead.com is!

4-1-2009

April Fools!!! I got you! HA!

Anyway, uhm, oh, there is now a crapshack's worth of close up buggy pictures available on this here website. View them yonder and click 'em to make it extra gross!

I'm also in serious consideration of joining the new (heh) movement of social media sites like Digg or Yahoo Buzz, beware their little buttons and prepare your clicking fingers for when I actually figure out what I need to do to get them to work! Any support would be lovely!

3-17-2009

Oh hey, I'm still alive, even after all that and a bag of chips. Uh, I slapped up the rest of part II of Atomic Pee Man tonight. If I can find the time, I'll add more pictures to the fray to make it appear more exciting, though we'll all know better! Uh, and keep your eye out for some really neat, really close up pictures of a creepy bug that I've had for a while, there are claws involved!

1-31-2009

Ooh la-la. The first 10-ish days of The Love Calendar are now available to help you get it on.

1-29-2009

Hi! I've finally added something to Eek! Bugs! All for your sleeping enjoyment! Head on over to Animals in the 'Hood.

1-1-2009

Happy New Year! Woo! Uh, I don't really care much about New Years Day but happy one to 'ya just the same. Anyway, I added some crap to The Mothership. Keep your one good eye out for the first part of Atomic Pee Man, Part II and the subsequency from there on, oh and leave your bad eye in, it's gross. (Edit- Eh, screw it, enjoy APM now, weirdo.)

12-22-2008

Holy crap! Two days in a row! This go 'round I added the Squirrel of the Week page, and another Mothership entry! Suck it!

12-21-2008

Oh, the ol' "I've been a slacker super update..." I'm hoping to keep on a decent streak for a bit if I have time. We'll see! Uh, check out "Weird Stuff I Found in the Fridge!" on the Oddities page. There are new Isla pictures and I updated The Mothership with some unexcitement. Keep your ears peeled for a potential aighead.com show of some sort. Oh yeah, go to the forums to suggest a name for the show.

11-10-2008

Added "My Dog Wants To Kill You!" to Animals in the 'hood.

11-6-2008

Happy belated birthday to my lovely wife a couple days ago! Updated The Mothership with the first 24 addtions ever! Edited the new user page to clarify some crap.

10-27-2008

Added Hurricane Ike to the newly added but lowly contented Oddities page! Rock it with your sprocket!

9-29-2008

Updated The Mothership. Good times. Oh yeah, also added the Slug love over in Animals in the 'Hood.

9-22-2008

Well, I think I have the layout the way I like it and everything on website format is ready-ish to go, all that is left is to fill in the back-end*.

9-15-2008

There are some minor tweaks going on right now in preparation for a couple new things, beware. Oh, and it was windy today, more on that later [edit- it's later, look here!].

9-13-2008

So, it's probably not close to ready yet, but I'd like you to say hello to the new aighead.com forums! Woo! I found a program that I may be able to manage and better yet it's free. Don't forget to register and no I won't mess with your email or send you crap. Go start up a conversation with me and I'll tell you, uh.... something I guess. I'll eventually have the link on the side like everything else but I got all antsy in my pantsy. The forum will take you to kinda another site, don't forget to come back!

9-2-2008

Well, happy birthday to my dad yesterday, and my sister today! Woo! I've added some Oscar pictures back in the mix. Hopefully they all work right, because I have to pee!

8-30-2008

The (recently improved) Mothership has got new business going on, get it while it's hot.

New pictures of Isla, and removed pictures of Oscar (he was bad... not really, I just didn't have time to move his into a new format tonight).

8-28-2008

New pictures of Isla and Oscar! Click The Family to check 'em out!

Ha! Still 8-8-2008!

Go see my comments on the longest day ever made! I now understand the infinity subtext of the number 8.

Ha! 8-8-2008!

Exactly 3 hours and 58 minutes ago this little bundle of baby entered the world.

May I introduce the world to Isla Marjorie, fresh after her first bath...

Weighing in at 2 ounces heavier than Oscar and I think just a half inch taller, Isla was exactly 8 pounds, 21 and a half inches long, and born at 12:39 AM. (D'oh! I was wrong! She was 20 and a half inches long)

I'll write more later when I have a bit more time.

8-2-2008

There's a review up for my birthday dinner!

The Mothership has opened for business...

7-31-2008

My birthday! Woo! I'm kinda, officially, kicking off aighead.com with this little message and here is also where you'll see links to all the newest stuff. I hope you enjoy the format, let me know if there is anything you think I should add! (Other than more content, I slack!).

Go check out Aighead for President, but don't believe a word... A lot of my views are a bit different, even though I've edited that version within the past 2 years, I'm officially considerably more conservative now (not republican...).

Go see what will soon be the style of Animals in the 'Hood! I'm hoping to add much to it soon!

So, The Wifey is Fat... Again! And, I finally got a picture or three! She's gonna blow! Stay tuned for my recap of her last pregnancy, it'll be like going in a time machine. I'll be going 88 miles per hour.

 

Well, here we go again... Third try is a snake charmer or something, right? I dunno what that saying is...

Welcome to the even newer and improvederer aighead.com! Woo! This page is being built from the ground up like never before and it'll be exciting to see how it works out, but you'll have to bear with me... Prepare yourselves for the heartache involved in being a fan of the site! I would like to throw out my appreciation for any viewers amongst 'ya, thanks for being patient and being bored! There is always news here at the aighead.compound, so uh, watch for it... It'll be falling from above your favorite chair.

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